HE LAUGHS AT ME!!!

My blog should be called "THE VENT", because all I do is wine....haha And today I am actaully tattle tailing on my son. As a mother I am beside myself, I just don't know what to do. I have had a day from #3!!. It started out like any other Thursday, I actually planned on having a fun day with my kids. We got up, had breakfast, fed the cat, and got ready to go to story time at the library. Hunter was WAY excited because I always take Shaydee while he is at school and so he has never got to go. Anyways, story time was great and afterwords I told the kids that if they were good I would take them to walk the bike trail after lunch. Well we get home and its 11:00, so I tell the kids that I will clean up the downstairs if they will get there rooms cleaned up. I clean the kitchen and I go check on the kids.....NO FREAKIN WAY! They had a "tea party" Ugh! Water all over there bathroom, all down the hall, and all over Shaydee's room. GRRR! So I proceed to tell the kids that since I already cleaned the kitchen and now I got to clean up a water mess that I wasn't feeding them ANYTHING until there rooms got picked up. So what does Hunter do....HE LAUGHS AT ME! I could kill him! I was sooo mad. He thinks that because he weighs 56 lbs that he can laugh at me! I proceed to ignore his laughing and go downstairs and clean the ENTIRE downstairs. Just as I finished Hunter walks downstairs whith a crap eatin grin on his face...he is covered in this foam packing crap (its like packing peanuts only WAYYY smaller) It sticks to everything. Oh, and don't worry he was up stairs tearing it up into millions of little pieces, and then he tracked it through my entire house!! Why me! The whole freakin time he is just happy as a clam. Oh, and did I mention Shaydee got into my scrapbooking glitter....and my eyeliner.... Needless to say...they didn't eat anything from breakfast until 8:00 at night after there dad got home and dealt with them.....I refused! I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids! AAAHHHH!